In eighth grade, my mother started letting me dye my hair. If this seems young, consider that I’d been dieting since I was 8, so my hair was, in many ways, behind. As I walked across the park to the hairdresser, I put my headphones over my ears (it was…

Forget Stevia and Aspartame — the fake sweeteners of the past. They’ve lost popularity amid silly concerns about their “taste” and “safety,” but we don’t need them, anyway. A new wave of sweeteners are upon us, and they’re about to change the game. …

If gaslighting happens when you can deny someone their reality, then an email exchange should be safe. The facts are right there. …

You know you want to spend your life with your partner, but you’re not ready for a wedding. That’s obvious — you’re not even engaged! But you’re not ready for that, either, since you don’t have the perfect rock to put on your hand. Could you possibly be ready to…

Banning Congresspeople from trading stocks seems like a good start, but why stop there? There are all sorts of things I believe they should be banned from doing, including but not limited to: Receiving gifts: They don’t need birthday presents, they’re Congresspeople, not children. …

Written by Ginny Hogan & Dan Rosen The CIA is excited to enter the podcast space! At first, we were embarrassed, because podcasting seemed super cringe, but Hillary Clinton and Andrew Cuomo both have them, so we figured it was fine. Thanks for tuning in! We’d like to acknowledge that…

By Dan Rosen & Ginny Hogan 99% of the time, the President’s whole shtick is “obey the law,” and then, right at the end, they get to be like “just kidding! You’re absolved of your crimes.” But I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s noticed that the President’s not…

Web3 is upon us: a new iteration of the web, based on decentralized blockchain technology. Web2.0 was dominated by centralized companies like Facebook and Spotify, and it’s time for them to peace out. After all, who doesn’t want to put ‘control my own data’ on their to-do list? …

They have different names. NFTs didn’t start until 2012-ish. The shape of an NFT is a coin and the shape of a Pyramid Scheme is obviously a pyramid. NFTs are for Libertarians. Pyramid Schemes are for Republicans. NFTs happen on the internet. Pyramid Schemes happen in Florida. Pyramid schemes use…